Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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