do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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