You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize