I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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