Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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