Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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