Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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