We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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