Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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