We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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