**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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