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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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