I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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