He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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