DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
