Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you had me at cake vodka
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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