whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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