Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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