He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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