If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
True strength comes from lack of pants
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize