the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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