Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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