they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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