i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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