just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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