That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
