Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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