On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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