they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
