My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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