Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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