How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
