just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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