Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
