school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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