My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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