you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
