D3 body, D1 cock
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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