Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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