ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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