google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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