Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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