I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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