I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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