Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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