If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
