well you can't waste a boner
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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