would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
false alarm. still invincible.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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