elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The air taste purple.
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