So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
