is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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