Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
