you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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