There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Fuck appropriateness.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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