Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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