Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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