I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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