Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
wow bdsm is so cute
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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